
As I was turning into my apartment a guy was crossing the road with turtle in hand saying to me "dude, do you know where there are any

I don't know why my arm was turning purple. Someone told me it may have to do with radioactive ooze in the area, although I was supposed to keep that a secret.
OMG this was the most non-funny lame-arse post ever. For real though, I did for about 5 minutes today have a turtle for a passenger. I hope your day was just as interesting.
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i would have keep the turtle for myself!
Yeah, I was thinking how cool a pet turtle would be... but then a Floridian told me that it's illegal to take a wild turtle as a pet, or something like that. And my apartment gets fumigated for bugs every month and I think they'd eventually find him anyway. Not that I'd ever try and do anything illegal, of course! ;-)
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