For some reason, I had not eaten since last night when I had a red bull at 3pm today.
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! THIS IS A BLOODY STUPID THING TO DO!
Although I was typing at a rate that seemed like 100 words per minute and thinking relatively clearly after consuming the Red Bull, at 5pm I can safely say I can no longer think straight nor can I even type. My mind is wandering off far from home base. I have all the symptoms of being drunk but I have not consumed any alcohol. This is fricken weird.
Yes, Red Bull gives you wings, but where the f?#k have I landed?